Did you know there's a big bicycle race going on over in France right now?
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| Did we mention it's French? |
Yep -- It was a big deal once, and they apparently
still do it. Who knew?
Last I heard, this guy was winning:
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| Did he just win the yellow jersey? Or prom queen? |
Or maybe it was THIS guy?
Thaaat's right - it was "Mr. McFeely."
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| Watch out for those hands, ladies. |
Though if you're at all familiar with the Big French Bicycle Race In France, you know that sprinters and crashes rule the first week, and the lead will change when the race hits the mountains. Once that happens, the race leader will probably be THIS guy:
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| Stefano Varjas, the Dr. Michele Ferrari of mechanical doping. |
But if I happen to be watching (and there's no guarantee I will) I'll be looking for THIS guy:
It's entirely possible he might be doping, too, but who cares?
